gaythreats:

weirdbuzzfeed:

adulthoodisokay:

rbooknerdk:

buzzfeed:

whyyyyyy

Wasn’t this the toy that scared a kid real bad so they ran away screaming only since it follows sound it just chased this poor screaming kid all over the place?

yep that’s the one

fatpikachupics:

nu11-pointer:

That’s a wide screen. It likely has HDMI. You can play together!

you were right :)

fatpikachupics:

nu11-pointer:

That’s a wide screen. It likely has HDMI. You can play together!

you were right :)

porko-rosso:

capitaine-bellamy:

porko-rosso:

If there’s anything you remember today let it be that there is a game on PS4

titled: “Summertime High School: A Young Man’s Notes—How a New Exchange Student Like Myself Ran Into His Childhood Friend on the School Tour, Then for Some Reason Became Super-Popular with the Girls for His Daily Scoops on the School Photography Club Even Though He Only Takes Panty Shots, and What He Thinks as He Goes on Dates During His Summer of Island School Life.”

Please aknowledge this game is based on fucking SKYRIM

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

tredlocity:

sokols:

this took 3 people coordinating and a lot of begging on my part

lethal-cuddles:

showerthoughtsofficial:

A lot of the time, you’re not actually horny when you jerk it. You’re just depressed and want some dopamine out of habit.

Stop calling me out like this

youngalientype:

unfortunatelyimaginary:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

kalkris:

ariassong:

ariassong:

themetaisawesome:

techcat-mod:

bardicknowledgeblogger:

biglawbear:

medinaquirin:

riskpig:

kaleymonster:

durnesque-esque:

ceiphiedknight:

riskpig:

allisquish:

almostvivian:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

Originally posted by whysoright-blog

I’ll allow it.

I have but two words:

Originally posted by peteneems

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

Perfection.

@anotherspecter

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

Wizard’s Spell book

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

Fascinating

plaidadder:

thatpettyblackgirl:

For the ppl saying “how y’all didn’t know about that “ don’t act like y’all know every damm thing because I know for a fact most people didn’t know about this 😂😂

Holy fucking cats.

driderqueen725:

idkwhatamdoin:

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart

(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)

ukiyoin:

I’m losing my mind over the new sasuke meme

libertarirynn:

So there’s this website called gonoodle and it’s basically a Kidz Bop meets YouTube thing where there are kid friendly dances and songs and videos and I use it for my students and I noticed today that they have a version of “love shack“. Is that really a song you can make for kids? Because I wasn’t aware there was any translation of that other than “fuck palace”.

tilthat:

TIL rubbing (or isopropyl) alcohol usually comes in three concentrations: 70%, 91%, and 99%. The 70% dissapates slower and should not be used to clean electronics.

via ift.tt

glittervajayjayy:

ep0cket:

hekate1308:

silentauroriamthereal:

blackqueerblog:

They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame

Wait, this is real? I saw it elsewhere and just assumed it was an Onion article! 😂

Doesn’t the man own hotels with restaurants? He couldn’t even be bothered to call one of them to get a good meal for the players? 

This is the world we live in guys